Lost Legends: Forgotten 90s Action Figures

1. Mummies Alive!

RIP 1997-1997

As Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dominated the market in the 1990s, leading toy brands would do anything to conjure up the next big “crime-fighting hit,” complete with plucky human protagonists, cool heroes, obscure villains, vehicles, playsets – whatever it took. This futile quest to compete with TMNT gave us some now-forgotten figures like DIC Entertainment’s Mummies Alive!

This toy line had at it all – from an evil wizard, a reborn child Pharoah, embalmed warriors, slithering demons, sinister sorcery, and hero mummies trying to save the earth – all happening in ’90s-era San Francisco. I mean, really, what could go wrong? Well, unfortunately, Mummies Alive! didn’t quite live up to the Ninja Turtle hype. They also had a TV show, but no one could touch those pizza-loving, crime-fighting reptiles.

Did These Mummies Unravel a Curious Fate?

Nothing that dramatic. The show was eventually canceled as interest dwindled, causing this toy line to slip into obscurity.

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2. The Incredible Crash Test Dummies (1991)

RIP 1991-1993

The Incredible Crash Test Dummies is a line of rather dynamic ’90s action figures that followed a pretty interesting group of characters. The figures emulated the crash test dummies that were made popular during a public service advertising campaign regarding car safety and seatbelts in the late 1980s. 

A little specific, but it had its fans.

David McDonald and Jim Byrne are responsible for creating these cult classics, and Tyco Toys first released the figurines in the early 1990s to capitalize on the PSA campaign’s success. The Dummies had a legion of junkyard-themed villains, and each Crash Test Dummy would explode when a special button on their chest was pressed. The level of destruction the figures represented was perfect for kids in 1992.

These exploding action figures even came with a variety of destructible vehicles, a favorite being the Crash Test Car that can be totaled when slammed into a wall.

Revving Up for Safety

Tyco ended up saying goodbye to The Incredible Crash Test Dummies in 1994. While they were fairly popular, we’re unsure how parents felt about letting their kids play with toys that simulated fatal car accidents – limbs springing off the Dummies’ bodies and all.

Parents just don’t understand.

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3. Starting Lineup

RIP 1988-2001

Starting Lineup figures were one of those toys that you were afraid to play with because it was (obviously) going to make you rich one day (duh).

These 4-foot tall action figures of popular baseball, basketball, football, and hockey stars all came with their own collectible player card, which gave kids two reasons to collect them all.

Invented by Pat McInally, a former professional American football player for the Cincinnati Bengals, and originally produced in 1988 by Kenner and later by Hasbro – Starting Lineup figures began fading from collective memories in 2001 after they were discontinued. 

Are Starting Lineup Figures Worth Anything?

If there’s a reason to dig through your old toy chest, it’s a potential payout. Well, the memories too, we suppose, but more for the cash.

Just don’t expect too much in this case. Loose Starting Lineup figures fetch around only $50 if you’re lucky, with many worth even less. If you held onto the special baseball card that came with the figure, you could add $25 – $35 to the total, but we know you lost those long ago.

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4. Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys

RIP 1996-1997

As toy companies continued to try and dethrone TMNT, ’90s kids got more crime-fighting animal action figures than you can imagine. We’re talking sharks, dogs, cows, boars, and dinosaurs, all getting the “rude and crude” TMNT treatment.

With all that said, it certainly wasn’t a massive shock when monkeys joined the long list of obscure 90s action figures. 

You probably already guessed it, but Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys was also a TV show. The show followed Captain Simian, an Earth monkey who was blasted into space in the 60s. The Captain and his crew of space primates had to unveil evil Nebula’s plan to enslave the Galaxy and restore peace.

You know, classic monkey stuff. 

Mattel was responsible for releasing these figures in 1996, and the toy line also boasted plastic versions of Simian, space vehicles, and his Space Monkey crew.

A Space Adventure Cut Short

Embarking on a cosmic adventure that ultimately met an untimely end, Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys faced cancellation in 1997. And, as quickly as the show’s ratings declined, Mattel swiftly removed the toy line from store shelves. Although short-lived, it certainly had its fans and these altruistic monkeys remain a cherished reminder of a bygone era.

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5. Small Soldiers

RIP 1998-1998

Small Soldiers is probably our most memorable entry on the list.

The original Small Soldiers were part of a 1998 science fiction film starring Kirsten Dunst and Gregory Smith, along with Frank Langella and Tommy Lee Jones’s voices. Even though the film struggled to find an audience (only grossing $54.7 million from a $40 million budget), that didn’t stop Hasbro from making a toy line to go with it.

What Makes These Small Soldiers So Delightfully Weird?

This “kids” movie is about action figures that come to life in an attempt to kill, well, everyone. While the actual Hasbro figures didn’t come to life (boooo!), they did have some mean-looking faces and weaponry. How about that crossbow…

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6. Trash Bag Bunch

RIP 1991-1991

If you had these figures, you’d probably remember the anxiety of waiting to see what was inside.

The Trash Bag Bunch were tiny creatures hidden in tiny trash bags. The weirdest part? This was an environmental-themed toy series produced by Galoob, based on a group of humanoids (Disposers) who defended the environment and alien monsters (Trashors) who created pollution and excessive waste. 

Unsurprisingly, most of the packaging was not biodegradable.

A Back Alley Gimmick

The trash bags would dissolve when submerged in water, and you never knew what creature might emerge from the trash. Many say the Trash Bag Bunch was one of the first to jump on the novelty of buying a blind box toy, and they might be right. Toy store shelves today are filled with similar water-soluble packages that reveal what’s inside only after purchase. Who knows, maybe today’s toymakers took a page from Galoob’s handbook.

Unfortunately for the Trash Bag Bunch, it may have helped start a trend, but the toy line wasn’t exactly a runaway success. It dissolved forever in less than a year.

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7. Cyboars

RIP 1997-1997

It’s a time-tested figure formula – take an animal, give it supernatural powers, and make them save the world.

It worked for the Street Sharks and the Biker Mice, but these pig-like alien warriors slipped straight into the realm of uncool shortly after their release. These super-weird action figures were created by a toy brand called IMAGINARY LIMITS in 1997. 

The Cyboars were a group of boars (duh) battling with the villainous Bionic Bulls for the Galaxy’s fate. Complete with some pretty gnarly villains and an accompanying comic, the Cyboars unfortunately failed to make a dent in the market.

The Fall of Cyboars

After the intergalactic boar-aliens battled The Renegade Bulls for a very short period, kids seemed disinterested in the characters. You would think character names like Hog Kong, Rabid Fire, Cannonball, and Big Horn might have gotten more traction… but they didn’t. The toy line was shelved and left to go down in history as one of, if not THE most forgotten of the 90s action figures. 

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8. Skeleton Warriors

RIP 1994-1994

Playmates Toys decided to capitalize on a kid’s love for heroes, warriors, and undeniable fear of evil skeletons. Naturally, they ended up creating a super weird series that followed the valiant Skeleton Warriors fighting against an army of other…well… skeletons.

Dead Too Soon?

The CBS TV show was released along with the toy line in 1994.

No one was really dipping into the skeleton niche at the time, so it did seem poised for popularity. Playmates Toys even pulled out all the stops with obscure villains, warriors, skeletons, and outrageous vehicles so that good could battle evil. But even with a major marketing scheme, Skeleton Warriors didn’t fly off shelves as the makers had hoped. After a single season, the show was canceled, and the toys were phased out around the same time.

All the toys on this list spent a decent amount of time discarded and forgotten in the discount bin at your local toy store, but that doesn’t make them any less rad or legendary!

Should these action figures be given the reboot treatment? The answer lies in the hearts of fans and collectors alike. Giving these figures a second chance could introduce a new generation to the magic of these characters, breathe new life into the franchises, and offer a comeback through innovation. All we ask is they keep the spirit of the original figures preserved while adding that modern twist. It’s in your hands toy makers!

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